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West Division · since 2015

Jewpacabra

Owner: Jacob Ross

Also played as Jesus Killers

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Jewpacabra

Premier League National League West aka Jew
The Rafters 2 trophies T-15th of 24 1/6

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The Rafters

Division titles

  1. 2025 Jewpacabra West
  2. 2021 Jewpacabra West
All-time record 79-119 .399 · regular season
Playoffs 4-2 2 trips
Titles 0 0 title games
Seasons 12 2015–2026
Per game 112.9 23,031 points

Season by season

Win share, every year

Champion Runner-up Playoffs Missed

Every season (12)
  1. 2026 5-6 · #13 of 24 In progress 1,021.64 pts
  2. 2025 12-5 · #3 of 24 Third place 2,056.53 pts
  3. 2024 6-11 · #21 of 24 Missed 1,701.96 pts
  4. 2023 7-10 · #20 of 24 Missed 1,978.89 pts
  5. 2022 8-9 · #14 of 24 Missed 1,995.30 pts
  6. 2021 12-5 · #3 of 24 Playoffs 2,282.05 pts
  7. 2020 3-14 · #23 of 24 Missed 1,898.27 pts
  8. 2019 7-10 · #15 of 24 as Jesus Killers Missed 1,871.41 pts
  9. 2018 1-16 · #24 of 24 Missed 1,422.45 pts
  10. 2017 5-12 · #19 of 24 Missed 1,920.85 pts
  11. 2016 6-11 · #19 of 24 Missed 1,943.14 pts
  12. 2015 7-10 · #19 of 24 Missed 1,691.16 pts

Franchise bests

High-water marks

Keepers

Who they kept

Longest kept Josh Jacobs RB · 7 straight seasons, 2020–2026
  1. 2026

    • QB Jaxson Dart
    • RB Josh Jacobs 7th yr
    • RB TreVeyon Henderson
    • WR Amon-Ra St. Brown 4th yr
    • WR Chris Olave
    • WR Jayden Higgins
    • WR Tetairoa McMillan
  2. 2025

    • QB Anthony Richardson 2nd yr
    • RB Jerome Ford
    • RB Josh Jacobs 6th yr
    • WR Amon-Ra St. Brown 3rd yr
    • WR Jordan Addison
    • TE Dalton Kincaid 2nd yr
    • TE T.J. Hockenson 5th yr
  3. 2024

    • QB Anthony Richardson
    • RB Josh Jacobs 5th yr
    • RB Najee Harris 3rd yr
    • WR Amon-Ra St. Brown 2nd yr
    • WR Chris Olave 2nd yr
    • TE Dalton Kincaid
    • TE T.J. Hockenson 4th yr
  4. 2023

    • RB Josh Jacobs 4th yr
    • RB Najee Harris 2nd yr
    • WR Amon-Ra St. Brown
    • WR Chris Olave
    • WR Cooper Kupp 5th yr
    • WR Diontae Johnson 3rd yr
    • TE T.J. Hockenson 3rd yr
Earlier seasons (8)
  1. 2022

    • RB David Montgomery 2nd yr
    • RB Josh Jacobs 3rd yr
    • RB Najee Harris
    • WR Cooper Kupp 4th yr
    • WR Diontae Johnson 2nd yr
    • TE Noah Fant 3rd yr
    • TE T.J. Hockenson 2nd yr
  2. 2021

    • RB David Montgomery
    • RB Josh Jacobs 2nd yr
    • WR Cooper Kupp 3rd yr
    • WR Diontae Johnson
    • WR Michael Pittman
    • TE Noah Fant 2nd yr
    • TE T.J. Hockenson
  3. 2020

    • RB Josh Jacobs
    • RB Leonard Fournette 3rd yr
    • RB Patrick Laird
    • RB Sony Michel 2nd yr
    • WR Cooper Kupp 2nd yr
    • WR Kenny Golladay 3rd yr
    • TE Noah Fant
  4. 2019

    • RB Derrius Guice
    • RB Kareem Hunt
    • RB Leonard Fournette 2nd yr
    • RB Sony Michel
    • WR Cooper Kupp
    • WR Dante Pettis
    • WR Kenny Golladay 2nd yr
  5. 2018

    • RB Carlos Hyde 2nd yr
    • RB Leonard Fournette
    • RB Tarik Cohen
    • WR DeVante Parker
    • WR Kenny Golladay
    • WR Stefon Diggs 2nd yr
    • TE Jack Doyle 2nd yr
  6. 2017

    • QB Matt Ryan 2nd yr
    • RB Carlos Hyde
    • RB Matt Forte
    • WR Demaryius Thomas 3rd yr
    • WR Golden Tate 3rd yr
    • WR Stefon Diggs
    • TE Jack Doyle
  7. 2016

    • QB Matt Ryan
    • RB Ryan Mathews
    • WR Demaryius Thomas 2nd yr
    • WR Golden Tate 2nd yr
    • WR Odell Beckham 2nd yr
    • TE Julius Thomas 2nd yr
    • PK Stephen Gostkowski
  8. 2015

    • RB Alfred Morris
    • RB Andre Ellington
    • RB C.J. Spiller
    • WR Demaryius Thomas
    • WR Golden Tate
    • WR Odell Beckham
    • TE Julius Thomas

Draft picks

Picks they dealt

11 picks sent and 11 picks received in 10 trades.

  1. Sep 2026with A Bruin Pegs Me

    Sent

    • 2027 1st round not used yet

    Got

    • RB Chuba Hubbard
    • 2027 9th round not used yet
  2. Sep 2024with Muck Juggling Micks

    Sent

    • RB Najee Harris
    • WR Chris Olave
    • 2025 5th round Muck Juggling Micks took Michael Pittman (WR) with it

    Got

    • RB Zamir White
    • WR Jordan Addison
    • 2025 1st round? outcome not in the record
  3. Oct 2020with Muck Juggling Micks

    Sent

    • RB Cam Akers
    • WR Kenny Golladay
    • TE Darren Fells
    • 2021 2nd round Muck Juggling Micks took Laviska Shenault (WR) with it

    Got

    • RB David Montgomery
    • WR Marquise Brown
    • WR Diontae Johnson
    • 2021 4th round Jewpacabra took A.J. Green (WR) with it
  4. Sep 2018with Thundering Herd

    Sent

    • WR Stefon Diggs
    • 2019 3rd round Thundering Herd took Jaylen Samuels (RB) with it

    Got

    • RB Kareem Hunt
    • 2019 7th round Jesus Killers took Jimmy Garoppolo (QB) with it
Earlier trades (6)
  1. Sep 2017with Delirium Tremens

    Sent

    • WR Demaryius Thomas
    • 2018 9th round Delirium Tremens took Tre'Quan Smith (WR) with it

    Got

    • 2018 2nd round Jewpacabra took Cooper Kupp (WR) with it
  2. Jul 2017with Thundering Herd

    Sent

    • RB Ameer Abdullah
    • 2017 4th round Thundering Herd took Kirk Cousins (QB) with it

    Got

    • RB Matt Forte
    • 2017 9th round Jewpacabra took Ted Ginn Jr. (WR) with it
  3. Jul 2017with Chatmaster

    Sent

    • WR T.Y. Hilton
    • 2017 4th round Chatmaster took New England Patriots (Def) with it

    Got

    • 2017 1st round Jewpacabra took DeVante Parker (WR) with it
  4. Jul 2017with Balls Deep

    Sent

    • 2017 3rd round Balls Deep took Willie Snead (WR) with it

    Got

    • WR Stefon Diggs
    • WR Julian Edelman
    • 2017 9th round Jewpacabra took Buffalo Bills (Def) with it
  5. Oct 2016with Thundering Herd

    Sent

    • WR Odell Beckham
    • 2017 2nd round then traded once more; No Frills took Terrelle Pryor (WR) with it

    Got

    • RB Carlos Hyde
    • WR T.Y. Hilton
    • 2017 4th round then traded once more; Chatmaster took New England Patriots (Def) with it
  6. Aug 2015with Badd Boys

    Sent

    • RB Jamaal Charles
    • WR Pierre Garcon
    • 2015 2nd round Badd Boys took Victor Cruz (WR) with it
    • 2015 4th round Badd Boys took Tre Mason (RB) with it

    Got

    • RB Andre Ellington
    • TE Julius Thomas
    • 2015 1st round Jewpacabra took Matt Ryan (QB) with it
    • 2015 4th round Jewpacabra took Ryan Mathews (RB) with it

A ? marks a pick whose path between teams is a best guess.

Head to head

Against the league

  1. Chatmaster 6-18 24 games 1 in playoffs
  2. The Boondock Saints 10-13 23 games 1 in playoffs
  3. A Bruin Pegs Me 8-15 23 games
  4. Muck Juggling Micks 8-5 13 games
  5. The Mariachi Ninjas 3-10 13 games 1 in playoffs
  6. Balls Deep 5-7 12 games
  7. Titsburgh Feelers 3-9 12 games
  8. Badd Boys 6-5 11 games
  9. No Soup For You 4-5 9 games 1 in playoffs
  10. Swiftie 4 Life 4-5 9 games
  11. Computer Jocks 3-5 8 games 1 in playoffs
  12. The Show 4-1 5 games
  13. Dicks out for Harambe 1-4 5 games
  14. Midwestside Connection 1-1 2 games
  15. Da Dangsters 1-0 1 games 1 in playoffs

Trade Ledger (12)

2026 (1)
  • Bruin Pegs Me Sep 16, 2026
    Sent
    • 2027 R1 pick (via Jewpacabra)
    Received
    • Hubbard, Chuba (RB)
    • 2027 R9 pick (via Pegs Me)
2024 (1)
  • Micks Sep 28, 2024
    Sent
    • Harris, Najee (RB)
    • Olave, Chris (WR)
    • 2025 R5 pick (via Jewpacabra)
    Received
    • White, Zamir (RB)
    • Addison, Jordan (WR)
    • 2025 R1 pick (via Micks)
2023 (1)
  • Chatmaster Sep 26, 2023
    Sent
    • Kupp, Cooper (WR)
    Received
    • Moss, Zack (RB)
    • Brown, Marquise (WR)
2020 (1)
  • Micks Oct 27, 2020
    Sent
    • Akers, Cam (RB)
    • Golladay, Kenny (WR)
    • Fells, Darren (TE)
    • 2021 R2 pick (via Jewpacabra)
    Received
    • Montgomery, David (RB)
    • Brown, Marquise (WR)
    • Johnson, Diontae (WR)
    • 2021 R4 pick (via Micks)
2018 (1)
  • Thundering Herd Sep 23, 2018
    Sent
    • Diggs, Stefon (WR)
    • 2019 R3 pick (via Jewpacabra)
    Received
    • Hunt, Kareem (RB)
    • 2019 R7 pick (via Thundering Herd)
2017 (4)
  • Delirium Tremens Sep 28, 2017
    Sent
    • Thomas, Demaryius (WR)
    • 2018 R9 pick (via Jewpacabra)
    Received
    • 2018 R2 pick (via Delirium Tremens)
  • Thundering Herd Jul 14, 2017
    Sent
    • Abdullah, Ameer (RB)
    • Draft pick R4.4
    Received
    • Forte, Matt (RB)
    • Draft pick R9.11
  • Chatmaster Jul 14, 2017
    Sent
    • Hilton, T.Y. (WR)
    • Draft pick R4.11
    Received
    • Draft pick R1.10
  • Balls Deep Jul 14, 2017
    Sent
    • Draft pick R3.4
    Received
    • Diggs, Stefon (WR)
    • Edelman, Julian (WR)
    • Draft pick R9.9
2016 (1)
  • Thundering Herd Oct 10, 2016
    Sent
    • Beckham, Odell (WR)
    • 2017 R2 pick (via Jewpacabra)
    Received
    • Hyde, Carlos (RB)
    • Hilton, T.Y. (WR)
    • 2017 R4 pick (via Thundering Herd)
2015 (2)
  • Badd Boys Aug 7, 2015
    Sent
    • —
    Received
    • Beckham, Odell (WR)
  • Badd Boys Aug 7, 2015
    Sent
    • Charles, Jamaal (RB)
    • Garcon, Pierre (WR)
    • Draft pick R2.2
    • Draft pick R4.2
    Received
    • Ellington, Andre (RB)
    • Thomas, Julius (TE)
    • Draft pick R1.12
    • Draft pick R4.12

Team Name History

  • Jewpacabra Current 2020–present
  • Jesus Killers 💀 Last-Place Rebrand 2019–2019
  • Jewpacabra 2015–2018

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